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Friday, February 27, 2015
1628. Sterility and humility
A husky weight lifter named Sweeney Had a very incredible weenie. Up until P.E.D.s* It hung down to his knees It's the size now of one tortellini. *Performance Enhancing Drugs. Some purportedly cause penile shrinkage.