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Thursday, February 5, 2015
1606. 'Sleep Throat,' maybe?
A hooker who called herself Precious When it came to blow jobs was rapacious Claimed she'd sucked ninety thou- sand guys' dicks -- can't see how, I would say that her stats are fellatious.