Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, February 2, 2015
1603. Keep 'em off the sidelines, too
A Super Bowl player named Brock Showed a female reporter his jock He stretched the elastic And said words bombastic Like, "Watch how this fits on my cock."