Wednesday, October 29, 2014

1508. That'll teach him to accost her

A black took a good-lookin' sister
To a motel and hugged her and kissed her
Then he undressed and tossed her
Result?  Herpes Zoster.
His johnson now sports a big blister.

Actually, his symptom indicates Herpes Simplex (but it didn't rhyme.)  "Zoster" is responsible for chicken pox and shingles.

1 comment:

  1. Please, Mr. Limericist, you are creating a taxonomy sensibilities. Genus names are capitalized; species are not. In addition, if you too have the print capability, they also should be either italicized (preferred) or underlined, as well. [A grand slam of Redundancy!]