Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
1497. I am NOT calling a spade...
A gardener who lived in a hovel Saw a burglar out back, grabbed a shovel He whacked him so hard Out there in the back yard The thief flew into space like Jim Lovell.