Tuesday, October 21, 2014

1500 Meters

It's been a long run.
A bitch in a bar told me, "Back off!"
My reply was, "Hell, I wouldn't jack off
If in bed with you,
And I sure wouldn't screw,
Out of fear that you might take your sack off!"

Ever hear the term "double ugly?"  That's when you make a woman wear a sack over her head during sex... and you wear one, too, in case hers breaks.

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