Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
1488. Bullet-nosed babe
There once was a gal from out west With only one huge (centered!) breast This feature did make 'er Win "Miss Studebaker" Each year that they held the contest.
I emailed this one to a good friend who replied and pointed out that there was an even more iconic bullet-nosed car...
There once was a girl from out west Who had only one huge (centered!) breast It was a huge fucker And won her "Miss Tucker" Each year that they held the contest.
That prompted me to send back,
I’d forgotten the car you’ve suggested As for limericks, I think I’ve been bested. Though I can’t recall dick Was Jeff Bridges in flick They named “Tucker?” (My memory’s oft tested.)
I emailed this one to a good friend who replied and pointed out that there was an even more iconic bullet-nosed car...
ReplyDeleteThere once was a girl from out west
Who had only one huge (centered!) breast
It was a huge fucker
And won her "Miss Tucker"
Each year that they held the contest.
That prompted me to send back,
I’d forgotten the car you’ve suggested
As for limericks, I think I’ve been bested.
Though I can’t recall dick
Was Jeff Bridges in flick
They named “Tucker?” (My memory’s oft tested.)