Tuesday, October 7, 2014

1488. Bullet-nosed babe

There once was a gal from out west
With only one huge (centered!) breast
This feature did make 'er
Win "Miss Studebaker"
Each year that they held the contest.

1 comment:

  1. I emailed this one to a good friend who replied and pointed out that there was an even more iconic bullet-nosed car...

    There once was a girl from out west
    Who had only one huge (centered!) breast
    It was a huge fucker
    And won her "Miss Tucker"
    Each year that they held the contest.

    That prompted me to send back,

    I’d forgotten the car you’ve suggested
    As for limericks, I think I’ve been bested.
    Though I can’t recall dick
    Was Jeff Bridges in flick
    They named “Tucker?” (My memory’s oft tested.)