Friday, October 17, 2014

1496. 2½ pounds instead of two

If you're ugly and poor, be a butcher.
In training, you'll learn how to put cher
Big thumb on the scale
To increase every sale.
(We can't all be handsome like Kutcher.)

Actor Ashton Kutcher stars in the TV show "2½ Men."

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