Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, October 17, 2014
1496. 2½ pounds instead of two
If you're ugly and poor, be a butcher. In training, you'll learn how to put cher Big thumb on the scale To increase every sale. (We can't all be handsome like Kutcher.)
Actor Ashton Kutcher stars in the TV show "2½ Men."