Sunday, August 31, 2014

PD156-157. Odes to a cushy tushy

Anne-Marie was a pot-bellied slut.
No foundation could circle her gut.
If you think that is bad,
Know that she also had
A steatopygian butt.

A sweet callipygian lass
Used to drive the boys wild. It was crass
When they asked her, "How come?"
She replied, "With my bum:
It is not only mass, dears, it's class!"

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