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Wednesday, August 27, 2014
1446. Prior to Nodding off
Before brother Cain broke the law And killed Abel (which stuck in God's craw) The two boys had much fun With a girl, two on one, Inventing le ménage à trois.
Perhaps. But try telling that to a biblical literalist, there are more than you think. This limmie brought to mind a PD one I heard a while back.
In the garden of Eden sat Adam Massaging the bust of his madam And it filled him with mirth For he knew that on earth There were only two boobs and he had 'em.
Where'd the girl come from? The only female at that point in the biblical narrative is Eve, their mother.
ReplyDeleteShe came from the next imaginary garden over..
ReplyDeletePerhaps. But try telling that to a biblical literalist, there are more than you think. This limmie brought to mind a PD one I heard a while back.
ReplyDeleteIn the garden of Eden sat Adam
Massaging the bust of his madam
And it filled him with mirth
For he knew that on earth
There were only two boobs and he had 'em.