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Thursday, August 28, 2014
1447. Sheep may NOT safely graze..
A shepherd, while tending his flock, Would put on an over-sized smock This kept his clothes clean But its purpose was mean -- To hide what he did with his cock. Title compliments of J. S. Bach, sort of...
One of the flock was a Barbary sheep (excessively horny) which said, "Aoudad knockin' at my back door?" The shepherd replied, "I've always wanted to have a waddan."
Wadi you doin', Okie? Don't you know that bestiality isn't legal subject matter at blogspot? My shepherd was merely trying to keep hidden his masturbatory habits. He would sit in the sand and do it by hand.
Bah, bumhug!
ReplyDeleteOne of the flock was a Barbary sheep (excessively horny) which said, "Aoudad knockin' at my back door?" The shepherd replied, "I've always wanted to have a waddan."
ReplyDeleteWadi you doin', Okie? Don't you know that bestiality isn't legal subject matter at blogspot? My shepherd was merely trying to keep hidden his masturbatory habits. He would sit in the sand and do it by hand.
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