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Monday, August 4, 2014
1422. Where we got the term "barf bag?"
Scottish haggis, I've heard, is delicious Surely those who say so are facetious A sheep's heart, lungs and liver Plus oats makes me quiver And cooked in his stomach? Sounds vicious.
I have kilt people with my sgian-dubh for better puns than those,OJ! Anyway, it's gut something to do with my heredity, being named Graham and all. Eight full pages of us in the Edinburgh phone book!
Okay, we get it--haggis is offal. Why so much rumen your blog for such tripe (op. cit. #1290)?
ReplyDeleteI have kilt people with my sgian-dubh for better puns than those,OJ! Anyway, it's gut something to do with my heredity, being named Graham and all. Eight full pages of us in the Edinburgh phone book!
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