Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Saturday, August 9, 2014
1427. The funk caused by junk
A man who desired life with order Got wed to a gal, a big hoarder. His joy was short-lived; When the bills all arrived He discovered he couldn't afford her.
Thank you, THANK YOU, Mr. Limericist, for your lines 3 and 4 rhyme couplet. So few people pronounce short- and long-lived "correctly," in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteSoooo... hearing the short 'i' makes you liv-ed?
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