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Tuesday, August 27, 2013
1120. Steep price to pay
While brewing the tea called Oolong I did something terribly wrong... Before it could cool I chose a poor tool To stir it, and blistered my dong.
Ok, Okie. I think there needs to be a rule that when someone puns as outstandingly as you did (above), any responses are barred from punning -- so I won't! "S'blended" and "Tea-Rex" are just over the moon!! I'm jealous.
I'd wondered if my title should have read Steep(ed)... to help convey the joke, so I'm glad you got it.
I just took another pekoe your opus, and belatedly "got" your title. S'blended work, my darjeeling.
ReplyDeleteSay, if Budweiser is the "King of Beers," then Lipton must be Tea-Rex.
Ok, Okie. I think there needs to be a rule that when someone puns as outstandingly as you did (above), any responses are barred from punning -- so I won't! "S'blended" and "Tea-Rex" are just over the moon!! I'm jealous.
DeleteI'd wondered if my title should have read Steep(ed)... to help convey the joke, so I'm glad you got it.