Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, August 17, 2013
1112. I believe I'd charge a lot more
A daydreaming teenager, Bud, Imagined himself as a stud. "I'll charge 10 bucks for viewing But 50 for screwing My marvelous fourteen-inch pud."