Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, August 23, 2013
1117. Should have ordered conch
At a greasy-spoon diner in Bimini A Swede tried the grouper -- too lemony Besides being tart It caused him to fart Which made his wife shout, "Yumpin' Yiminy!"