Saturday, July 13, 2013

OP115. Evangelism cataclysm

I know, I know, it's another fundie-bashing limerick.  It's easy and I get a bunch in this one.

Since Falwell fell dead in his top off-
ice, that fraud was exposed - Peter Popoff,
Ted Haggard looks haggard
Jim Swaggart's less swaggered
And religious belief's seen a dropoff.

Okay, not entirely true - Popoff, a faith healer, was exposed before Falwell's death, but the limmie didn't scan that way.  He's still pulling the same scam now.  But religious belief is dropping, especially in those my age (30) and younger.  Partly due to the shining example of hypocrites like these four.


  1. Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, and Jesse Jackson are collaborating on a book. It's going to be called....

    "Evangelists Do More Than Lay People"

  2. I hear the Catholic Church has gotten behind it, and they'll push forward with it. They especially look to market it to today's youth. They've gone all in and won't pull out now.