Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
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Wednesday, July 10, 2013
1089. Double dribble
An incontinent bastard named Rule Seems to pee all the time with his tool Except when it's risen For then he stops whizzin' And starts in a'lopin' his mule.