Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, July 1, 2013
1083. What an annus!
A rascal's dick looked like a finial Whenever it got hard and lineal Now he was no saint, Liked attacking wife's taint -- The pain in her ass was perineal.
The area between the vagina and anus is properly pronounced 'periNEEal' (but then the last word pun wouldn't work.)