Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, July 5, 2013
1085. The narcolepsy defense
There was a young woman named Blossom Who led dates to think she would toss 'em Their dicks tried to creep in But she would feign sleepin' By curling up tight, playing 'possum.