Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, July 14, 2013
1091. The capper
There once was a husband named Sam With a prick like a battering ram And as likely as not When he'd fuck his wife's twat He'd withdraw wearing her diaphragm.