Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, July 29, 2013
1100. On a scale of 0-14, she's a 2
There is an old hooker named Stern One visit, you'll never return Her cunt's pH? Acid, Which makes you go flaccid And suffer a first degree burn.