Now that I've posted a clean one, here's another filthy one, in five verses. I wish this was the version they taught, illustrated of course:
Mary Magdalene, alone in her tent
With a man she said was heaven-sent
And Jesus was blunt
Stuck his cock up her cunt
When she screamed "Oh God!", that's what she meant
A jealous man, Peter grew sadder
For his peter was longer and fatter
Jesus called him "the rock"
For the size of his cock
But to Mary it just didn't matter
So that is why Peter denied him
Despite all of the years spent beside him
With the Lord in the tomb
He could enter her womb
If she ever consented to ride him
Then one morning while breaking the bread
At last she agreed to give head
But then just as he feared
That's when Jesus appeared
That bastard just wouldn't stay dead
But for Peter all hope was not lost
One day all inhibitions were tossed
All who they were among
Found the gift of their tongue
On that glorious day of Pentecost.
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