Today my shrink said what he thought o' me:
"Your id is a total dichotomy.
You seem schizophrenic,
Check into a clinic,
I'll schedule a frontal lobotomy."
Inspired by Dorothy Parker's quote "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." (Also attributed to W.C. Fields and others -- no one seems to know who said it first.)
also Dr. Demento said it.
ReplyDeleteWow! Haven't thought of Dr. D. in years. "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,"
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