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Tuesday, September 18, 2012
810. What a dweeb!
The Republican candidate, Mitt, Continues to show he's a twit. In fact, his selection For this fall's election Proves GOP folks don't know shit.
Since this limerick's inspiration was undoubtedly Gov. Romney's campaign "mittstep" where he wrote off nearly half of the electorate as being unattainable, may I suggest an alternate title? Drawing on the fanciful 1976 Sherlock Holmes meets Sigmund Freud flick (adapted from the Nicholas Meyer novel) "The Seven Percent Solution," how about calling your on-the-nose five-liner "The Forty-Seven Percent Seclusion"?
Since this limerick's inspiration was undoubtedly Gov. Romney's campaign "mittstep" where he wrote off nearly half of the electorate as being unattainable, may I suggest an alternate title? Drawing on the fanciful 1976 Sherlock Holmes meets Sigmund Freud flick (adapted from the Nicholas Meyer novel) "The Seven Percent Solution," how about calling your on-the-nose five-liner "The Forty-Seven Percent Seclusion"?
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