Wednesday, September 5, 2012

797. Tongue-in-groove

While tonguing his girl's yummy slit,
A guy felt the need to go shit.
She was right on the verge
So he stifled his urge
And made her come lickety-split.


An old joke goes
Q. What is the speed limit on Route 69?
A. Lickety split.

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