Saturday, September 29, 2012

821. High praise

One evening while twiddling my thumbs some
And sharing a bottle of bum's rum,
Spied a stunner!  With wit
I said "I'd eat her shit
For a mile just to see where it comes from!"

Back in the mid-'60s, another compliment of a woman's beauty was "I'd eat her on color TV with my mother watching!"

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