Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Monday, September 10, 2012
802. I shutter to think of it
A female photographer, Tamara, Got mad and decided to hammer a Big railroad spike Which she'd found on a hike Through the lens of her non-working camera.
It apertures to me that if Tamara's action with that spike dissipated her urge to curse at her camera, then it served as an f-stop.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Mr. Limericist, is your home city of Tulsa considered close enough to the Deep South so that "rail" is pronounced as a two-syllable word?
What? It's not pronounced RAY-uhl? (I do consider diphthongs as legal for turning one-syllable words into two-syllable ones.)
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