There was a young idler named Blood,
Made a fortune performing at stud.
With a fifteen-inch peter
And double-beat metre
He came like the Biblical Flood.
There was a young hayseed named Tiffan
Whose pecker would constantly stiffen.
The knob out in front
Attracted foul cunt
Which he greatly delighted in sniffin'.
A space shuttle pilot named Ventry,
Was fucking a lovely girl sentry.
She started to pout
Because it fell out
But the mission was saved by re-entry.
There was a young fellow named Charteris
Put his hand where his young lady's garter is.
Said she, "I don't mind,
Higher up you will find
The place where my fucker and farter is."
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