Friday, September 15, 2017

2650. Rube lube

In the throes of a summer cold, I
Found my wife's twat to be very dry.
Coughed up a big oyster
To moisten her cloister,
It then felt like blueberry pie!

5 comments:

  1. So how does your lovely wife feel about you liberally posting an excerpt from your fascinating biography? Still waiting for the book to come out... then the movie! I'm willing to break the bank to read it and see it!

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  2. A. My wife thinks limericks are stupid and doesn't read them.

    B. There won't be an autobiography, so save your money.

    C. If there were a book/movie, any sex scenes would be fictional!

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  3. Such a pessimist; who'd ever know it?
    The sad clown who subtly will show it.
    Ev'ry laugh is the start of
    Your humor, just part of
    You having the heart of a poet.

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  4. Your signature construction technique shines through yet again, Suzanne! Love what you did to end lines 3-5.

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    1. That's because even your crazy words are capable of inspiring.

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