Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, August 13, 2017
2612. Barrel first
A bitchy blonde wife down in Holdenville Spent at least two hours daily a'scoldin' Bill. Her much-maligned mate One night settled her fate, Shoved a baseball bat into her golden hill. Pop. 5,780. The fat part of a baseball bat is called the barrel.