Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Tuesday, August 8, 2017
2606. Schnozz with a nozzle
A Graham from the clan of Montrose Was born with a really long nose The fellow's proboscis Was such a colossus It rivaled a firefighter's hose.
Here is the Graham tartan: