Tuesday, August 8, 2017

2606. Schnozz with a nozzle

A Graham from the clan of Montrose
Was born with a really long nose
The fellow's proboscis
Was such a colossus
It rivaled a firefighter's hose.

Here is the Graham tartan:


  1. As my naris living home-groan relative, olfactory picked up some drawling speech habits from the burghers of Ada, OK. But MY mama learned me that fire is a one-syllable word, so I would have written L5:
    It rivaled a firefighter's hose.