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Tuesday, August 8, 2017
2606. Schnozz with a nozzle
A Graham from the clan of Montrose Was born with a really long nose The fellow's proboscis Was such a colossus It rivaled a firefighter's hose.
Here is the Graham tartan:
As my naris living home-groan relative, olfactory picked up some drawling speech habits from the burghers of Ada, OK. But MY mama learned me that fire is a one-syllable word, so I would have written L5: It rivaled a firefighter's hose.
As my naris living home-groan relative, olfactory picked up some drawling speech habits from the burghers of Ada, OK. But MY mama learned me that fire is a one-syllable word, so I would have written L5:
ReplyDeleteIt rivaled a firefighter's hose.
Noted and repaired. Thanks, Bro.
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