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Saturday, August 5, 2017
2603. Cut in the lawn
A little old lady in Shawnee Loved guys who were tawny and brawny When one worked in her yard Shirtless, muscles all hard, It caused her to say, "Well, I'll swanee!"
Pop. 31,254. 'Swan' is a southern euphemism for "swear."