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Monday, July 28, 2014
1414. Dresher* couplings
A guy from the oil patch named Dresher Likes giving old maids a refresher The pecker he's packing Makes fucking like fracking, He fills up their holes under pressure.
*Actually, they're Dresser couplings and are used to repair damaged pipe.