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Monday, July 7, 2014
1390. Able-bodied semen
A hooker who knew Captain Bligh Gave all crew members blow jobs, no lie! Before she would stop She would suck every drop, Which led to the saying, "bone dry."
If she had been on HMS Bounty, I doubt the men would have mutinied.