Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Thursday, July 3, 2014
1385. Sound familiar?
There once was a fellow from Dayton With sex drive in need of some satin' And so he got married But now he's more harried -- The bitch he wed doesn't like matin'.