Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
1383. Pay to play
Don't ever try stiffing a whore (You screw, you don't pay, out the door) 'Cause if her pimp finds you He more than reminds you, His thugs beat you 'til you're quite sore.