1400. A bit nonchalant, I'd say

It pains me to watch Ernie Els
Play golf from the sand and the dells.
And when he is putting
He quickly goes strutting
To putt it again; his game smells.
Els barely managed to break 80 in the first round of the 2014 British Open -- 13 shots worse than Rory McIlroy's 66.  Here's one reason why (click.)  Somebody needs to backhand him...