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Tuesday, June 24, 2014
1374. Joys in the hood
Want to make a girl come? Well, it's simple First, find what feels like a big pimple It's above where she pisses Stroke, flick, give it kisses Done right, it should make her cheeks dimple.
Ahhh, Okie... Only you could hear 'poon' as a homonym of 'pure' (and be able to quote a title of which I. Kant recall hearing.) However, 'Clitique' saves you from my chastisement.
I guess if her messy monthlies were occurring, the required reading would be "Poon River Anthology" by Masters (the poet, not the guy who collaborated with his Johnson.)
Suggested additional reading for this limerick: Immanuel Kunt's "Clitique of Poon Reason."
ReplyDeleteAhhh, Okie... Only you could hear 'poon' as a homonym of 'pure' (and be able to quote a title of which I. Kant recall hearing.) However, 'Clitique' saves you from my chastisement.
ReplyDeleteI guess if her messy monthlies were occurring, the required reading would be "Poon River Anthology" by Masters (the poet, not the guy who collaborated with his Johnson.)