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Friday, June 20, 2014
1368. Spare me
After taking his girl out to bowl A fellow revealed his long pole. It caused her to mutter When he 'threw a gutter' And stuck his pole in the wrong hole.
Hahaha! There are three holes in a bowling ball and three in a woman. Two are side-by-side and one is a little further away. I can see how it might have happened...
He must have been looking at a nasty split.
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