Tuesday, June 24, 2014

1374. Joys in the hood

Want to make a girl come?  Well, it's simple
First, find what feels like a big pimple
It's above where she pisses
Stroke, flick, give it kisses
Done right, it should make her cheeks dimple.


  1. Suggested additional reading for this limerick: Immanuel Kunt's "Clitique of Poon Reason."

  2. Ahhh, Okie... Only you could hear 'poon' as a homonym of 'pure' (and be able to quote a title of which I. Kant recall hearing.) However, 'Clitique' saves you from my chastisement.

    I guess if her messy monthlies were occurring, the required reading would be "Poon River Anthology" by Masters (the poet, not the guy who collaborated with his Johnson.)