Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Friday, June 6, 2014
OP151. The good ones are either taken or gay...
There once was a woman named Kate Who I thought I'd ask out on a date But I failed on that front 'Cause she's crazy for cunt So I went home to masturbate.