Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
1256. It's a hod job but somebody...
A chubby old mason (a porker) Lays the straightest brick walls, he's a corker! His trowel has three tines Which leave parallel lines So he has the nickname, "mortar forker."