Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, February 21, 2014
1252. Key player
As he went off to war, Captain Velt Left his wife in a chastity belt But her main paramour Was a locksmith -- for sure He was in her before the spring melt!