Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, February 23, 2014
1254. Stop sign
There once was a virgin named Violet, Who painted her quim with merthiolate. The lips were so red It was as if they said, "NO ENTRANCE! This place is inviolate."