Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, February 13, 2014
1246. Didn't see (feel?) it coming
While sucking the tit of a broad A man felt her hand on his rod She stroked him so surely He came prematurely And bit off her nipple, the sod!