Friday, October 25, 2013

OP127. My wurst limerick

There once was a woman named Kirstin
Who told me that I could be first in
I started with foreplay
Till she said "No more play,
I need you to put your bratwurst in."

1 comment:

  1. Another goodie, Dave. Since she was a virgin, here's an alternate line 5:

    'It's time that my cherry was burstin'"

    But then your clever title wouldn't work. I like it fine as written!