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Monday, October 28, 2013
1176. 1000 cc rider
There once was a German named Dieter Who owned an incredible peter It was long, it was thick, And was such a big dick Its displacement was more than a liter.
You need to be pretty old to recognize the rock song in my title.
Your verse has reminded me of a puerile Spoonerism I devised about thirty-five years ago:
Q: What is the difference between the United States' finally adopting the metric system, and a man's desirable sex partner? A: The U.S. will pick the liter...
Your verse has reminded me of a puerile Spoonerism I devised about thirty-five years ago:
ReplyDeleteQ: What is the difference between the United States' finally adopting the metric system, and a man's desirable sex partner?
A: The U.S. will pick the liter...