Monday, October 28, 2013

1176. 1000 cc rider

There once was a German named Dieter
Who owned an incredible peter
It was long, it was thick,
And was such a big dick
Its displacement was more than a liter.

You need to be pretty old to recognize the rock song in my title.

1 comment:

  1. Your verse has reminded me of a puerile Spoonerism I devised about thirty-five years ago:

    Q: What is the difference between the United States' finally adopting the metric system, and a man's desirable sex partner?
    A: The U.S. will pick the liter...