Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
1148. Stop at third!
A semi-pro girl softball player Has a deal with the town's horny mayor She exposes her nipples Whenever she triples To increase the money he'll pay 'er.