Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, October 27, 2013
1174. The screw-cap fetters
Apologies to C.S. Lewis for that title. A wino prefers not to dine Instead, drinks the fruit of the vine Each time he does tipple Some Night Train or Ripple He winds up in jail (not so fine.)